He was asked, "How you doing?"
"I'm 81 years old. I'm barely above ground."
"You're gonna get a ticket if you don't put your seatbelt on."
What you gonna do if they take you to jail?
-Throws arm up to heart and says, "Oh, I'm having a heart attack."
"Did I tell you about that time they had that road block and those guys told me I needed to wear my seat belt?
I told them I was 70 years old, had lived through World War 2 and the Korean Conflict to keep this country free and nobody was gonna tell me I had to take a rope and strap my ass into my car.
They told me to get out of there because they had work to do."